The Grumpy’s Whack a Munchkin initiative focuses on the real needs of our children rather than the very selfish needs of well-intentioned parents and teachers who consider their natural distaste for physical punishment to be adequate justification for neglecting the proper education of our children. It isn’t. Even the most dim-witted amongst us know that our children want, need and expect caring parents, teachers and our Boys in Blue to introduce them to, and painfully reinforce, a set of reasonable ground rules they readily understand and know must be obeyed. When they break those rules, as all good kids with an ounce of spirit in them will occasionally do, they expect a friendly whack or two.Young rebels without a cause who consistently and willfully break the ground rules will be removed to one of our ever-so-caring but totally merciless Whack a Munchkin support facilities where they'll learn that rights have to be earned and the rights of others have to be respected.
Ineffectual parents and teachers who have had the art of instilling fear, pain and terror into tiny tots and juvenile snots weaned out of them over the generations will attend an adult Whack a Munchkin support facility. Here they'll either learn how to conduct themselves in a more responsible manner or be transferred to a Whack a Parent or Teacher support facility.
