The Lying Mad-Dog Media

The Lying Mad-Dog Media, supported by big business are, unquestionably, the most powerful and most influential minority group in the land. They possess the money, the contacts, the talent and the know-how to manipulate the tiny little minds of the public in whatever direction they consider to be most profitable.

Does anybody seriously believe the media isn’t responsible for creating the mouthy smart-arsed sadistic role models so admired and emulated by the nation’s criminally inclined desperate-for-attention louts, thugs and juvenile snots? Or that they haven’t made it fashionable for our once sweet, dainty, delicate little British girls to dress like tarts, swear like troopers, drink like fish, shag like rattlesnakes, make public nuisances of themselves and delight in abusing our Boys and Girls in Blue? Or that politically correct human right’s extremists and anarchistic left-wing Marxist and Trotsky fifth column agitators aren’t welcomed within their ranks with open arms?

No? Hardly surprising.

What is surprising is that the Apathetic Majority allowed them to get away with it. That’s a giant step in the wrong direction, even for them.

No Problem. The Grumpy Old Men Political Party will, immediately after seizing power, persuade the Lying Mad-Dog Media it’s in their best interests to reverse their propaganda machine and start creating nicely dressed role models who will extol the virtues of sobriety, honesty, integrity, compassion, honour, respect, loyalty and the work ethic. Peer pressure of the right sort will, once again, feature large in determining how we all conduct ourselves.

Recalcitrant media executives will be rushed to one of the Grumpy’s politically incorrect Subterranean Centres of Excellence for observation/therapy.