The Apathetic Majority

Though suppressed by generations of propaganda dispensed by politically correct equality, diversity and human rights fuck-wets, essential Grumpy Truths and warrior-king qualities are still hard-wired into the DNA of the Apathetic Majority. The Grumpy Old Men Political Party has only to lift a corner of the veil from blinkered eyes for them to instantly revert to type, qualifying them to assume coveted Grumpy Arsehole Convert Status.

But it doesn’t end there. The Grumpy Team is humbled to know that every member of the Apathetic Majority, even the most revolting hairy-arsed antisocial varieties amongst them, are capable of spontaneous acts of kindness, generosity and gallantry that would bring tears to the eyes of crippled old ladies. We know that, given the opportunity, every man Jack and Jackess amongst them will follow us to Hell and back in our quest to transform Team Britain into a winner.

The Grumpy Team will be recruiting in the not-too-distant future. Apathetic Arseholes and Arseholesses constantly whining about how Britain is going to the dogs or depressed by the pathetic, irresponsible and directionless nature of their totally selfish lives should make themselves known to the Grumpy Team. We’re not trying to persuade anybody to accept our views; we’re just looking to make contact with those who already share them.