Grumpy’s Stomp-a-Maggot Initiative

This hugely popular new initiative will require the appointment of a dedicated Maggot Stomping Mayor in each and every parish throughout the land. He or she will have the authority to rule on any offensive politically correct directives brought to their attention by suitably qualified members of their parish (those having already stomped on at least five maggots or two fat-fingered lawyers). The Mayor will give due consideration to the merits of each and every unacceptable politically correct directive before drawing on his fine ceremonial stomping boots, making an appropriate sacrifice and rushing into the street crying, ‘I’m gonna stamp me a maggot.’