Sterilization

A simple ever-so-caring ten-minute sterilization procedure is now available to women incapable of properly supporting children. This ‘voluntary’ procedure will feature large in the Grumpy’s drive to avoid so many vulnerable/underprivileged little Munchkins being born to parents  incapable of properly caring for them.

Naturally, as a well-meaning fart myself, I would prefer to spend the next hundred years or so considering the moral and human rights issues related to putting the welfare of children and the cost to the taxpayer before the current ‘I must have a child at all costs and I don’t give a shit who pays for it’ ethos pioneered by the nation’s politically correct rights-without-responsibility fuck-wets.

Even so, as a future Leader of the nation, I know and accept that my duty on behalf of all decent hardworking folk is to transform Britain into a winner, not indulge my own totally selfish finer feelings.