If successive governments are to meet the ever-increasing demands of the public, subsidize the less fortunate amongst us and help contribute to other, less fortunate nations, Britain needs to be making more money. This objective can best be achieved by continuing to persuade everybody that the state, big-business (or somebody) owes them a living. Bollocks!

The Problem – Britain is an island with limited resources. We have no option other than to compete with other nations and win (or at least not lose). Unfortunately, the Apathetic Majority have allowed well-meaning farts and fartesses to bury the nation in a Nanny-State benefit-dependent culture which discourages the work-ethic and limits our ability (our desire even) to compete. The socially challenged have long-since spotted they can make more money by staying at home than by going to work. Liars, thieves, cheats and work-shy spongers flagrantly play the benefit system to their advantage. Young girls are encouraged to have children and live off the state. Naturally, the rest of the world continue to beat a path to our welcoming door for a bite of our overly generous benefit cherry.

At a time when the British National Debt, according to the respected Centre for Policies think-tank, exceeds £1.3 trillion (three times higher than admitted by the government), the Apathetic Majority need to make the Well-Intentioned aware that Britain isn't in a postion to make grandiose philanthropic gestures to anybody, let alone work-shy scroungers.

The Grumpy’s Solution – Immediately after seizing power we're going to introduce a slightly controversial new No Benefits for Anybody Who Doesn't Deserve Them initiative. The Grumpy Team will, of course, decide who does and who doesn't deserve them. We'll substantially increase welare benefits for those who deserve them, reduce or eliminate benefits for those who don't deserve them and punish those who make or have made spurious clams for them.