Nobody but the lunaticPCfringe gave a rat's arse about political correctness until a few overly sensitive farts and fartesses began to champion the cause of a few overly-sensitive minority groups. Then some very greedy lawyers spotted political correctness as being a major pig-fest of an earner for them and promptly transformed what was once a minor malady into a major social disorder.

The Problem – Political correctness is now, unwittingly, being upheld and propagated by every company, organisation and institution justifiably worried about doing anything which might attract the attention of the loonyPCfringe and compensation-seeking lawyers, ever-eager to embroil them in outrageously expensive litigation. It's also being upheld and propagated by millions of decent hardworking folk reluctant to ignore PC directives, no matter how absurd, for fear of having their jobs/careers put on hold or permanently ruined by loonyPCfringe dickheads just aching to demonstrate their new-found powers. Political correctness coupled with spurious claims for compensation have become instruments of fear in the hands of too many individuals and groups with vested interests all too eager to play the discrimination card. As a consequence layers of our most cherished rights and freedoms are being surreptitiously eroded.

The Grumpy’s Solution – Immediately after seizing power we'll be introducing a number of politically incorrect initiatives that will ensure the loonyPCfringe will, once again, be sneered at or pitied/ignored by decent hardworking folk. For starters, we'll be introducing our annual loonyPCfringe Whack a Wanker Week. This will be a fun week chock-full of opportunities to expose all PC pricks and prickesses for the despicable creatures they really are. A Whack a Wanker Week register will be maintained in villages and cities throughout the land and for one glorious week each year (possibly more) those whose names appear in the register will all be soundly thrashed and humiliated on the nation's many and varied village greens.
Note – The Grumpy Team isn't waiting until after having seized power before we action this popular initiative. Names are already being entered into The Register. Decent hardworking folk should now start to compile their own lists in readiness for the big day.