THE GRUMPY OLD MEN POLITICAL PARTY
Juvenile snots bring classrooms to a standstill. Work-shy spongers milk the benefit system. Louts wreck their local environment and attack/abuse decent hardworking folk. Addicts steal anything from anybody to feed their addiction. Greedy lawyers advise, for pecuniary gain, thieves, perverts, villains, terrorists and homicidal maniacs how to escape justice on a technicality.
All observed, complained about and allowed to continue by the Apathetic Majority.
No problem. The Grumpies, a bold and innovative new breed of exceptionally good-looking politicians, are going to change all that. With a little help from the Apathetic Majority we'll swiftly: –
Revolutionize our rights-without-responsibility benefit-dependent culture.
End constant reoffending by recidivists.
Persuade the Lying Mad-Dog Media to become a force for good.
End the despicable behaviour of that revolting new species, the Politically Correct.
End spurious and outrageous claims (and payments) for compensation.
End drug distribution and drug addiction, as we know it.
End the rights, and support enjoyed by juvenile snots and irresponsible parents.
Rid schools of the selfish aspirations and loony ideas of politicians and academics.
End the current cult of disrespect and loutish behaviour.
Ensure that common sense and the spirit/intent of the law are taken into account when establishing the innocence or guilt of defendants
End positive discrimination.
Free the business community from stifling bureaucracy and meddling do-gooders.
Deal swiftly and more cost-effectively with illegal immigrants and bogus asylum seekers.
Stop liars, thieves and lawyers from abusing our common and human rights laws.
Deal very harshly with those who are cruel to defenseless animals.
There was a time when Apathetic Arseholes could legitimately
excuse their shameful lack of responsibility by claiming that nobody was going to sit up and take notice of their lone voice. Not any more. The lone voice of every Apathetic Arsehole can now be heard in the corridors of power simply by combining their lone voice with those of the millions who share their views. All you have to do is add your name to the Grumpy Petitions now featured on the Prime Minister's website.