Benevolent dictators have gained an enviable reputation for getting things done.
Not unnaturally, once the novelty of being benevolent has worn off, they do tend to become somewhat less benevolent. Chances are, they'll tend to spend much less time trying to be nice to everybody and much more time living high off the hog, lining their own pockets and generally having a jolly good time. But none are swifter at identifying and incarcerating, without trial, those identified as wimps, sissies, malcontents and anarchists attempting to undo all the good work being done on behalf of what some might consider to be an unappreciative public.
The Grumpy Team thinks, on balance, that a benevolent dictatorship is going to be good for everybody, especially us, and we intend to do everything and more to build upon the fine traditions of those who have preceded us.
We'll rid the nation of those snivelling weasels, the politically correct, those horribly boring equality and diversity farts, everybody making spurious or outrageous claims for compensation, those sickening money-grubbing ambulance-chasing lawyers and all parasitic work-shy layabouts, louts, villains, homicidal maniacs, juvenile snots and influential minority groups who have it in mind to pursue their own selfish interests to the detriment of the nation.
