Corporal Punishment

Although the vast majority of Brits know that caning our little Muchkins (latent homicidal maniacs all) is the most simple and cost effective method of persuading them to observe the ground rules, influential minority groups representing the nation’s liberal wimps, sissies and losers have succeeded in brainwashing us into believing that physically punishing our children to be socially unacceptable; that the introduction of corporal punishment would allow/encourage slavering perverts of various persuasion to defile the bodies of our loved one’s behind closed doors.

Problem is, the success of the liberal intelligentsia propaganda machine hasn’t just allowed them to smugly occupy the moral high ground. It allowed, encouraged even, the creation of a punishment-free right’s without responsibility ethos that, amongst other things, made it possible for a relatively small group of feral malcontents, who don’t give a shit about our ground rules, to transform, in August 2011, thousands of otherwise decent folk into a howling mob of violent looters, fire bombers and murderers.

Worse, so deep are we now immersed in this punishment-free right’s without responsibility quagmire, we can’t get out of it. We’re trapped. Politicians have known for generations they needed to be tougher on crime but none of them were prepared to upset the nation’s wet knickered bleeding heart liberal fuck-wets and risk losing votes and jobs (their jobs) by actually being tough.

So, how much longer is the Apathetic Majority going to allow these people to indulge their own selfish interests? Personally, as a well-meaning fart myself, I’m reluctant to advocate the reintroduction of corporal punishment but, in the continued absence of an alternative strategy that will allow the majority of our children to receive a proper education and go on to make a valued contribution to society, I’m more than prepared to talk about it. So should our politicians. Caning our little Munchkins won’t prevent all hardened little shits from attempting to wreck classrooms, schools or society at large but it will certainly make 95% of good kids think twice before supporting or emulating the more disruptive troublemakers amongst them.