Members of the Apathetic Majority can redeem themselves, and qualify to assume coveted Grumpy Arsehole Convert Status, by lighting a Grumpy Gripes fire under the idle bums of their local MPs NOW
38.7% of eligible voters in Britain didn't bother to vote at the 2005 election. I was one of them. That's 14.4 million of us (the Apathetic Majority). Which makes us one of the biggest, most powerful and most irresponsible group of Arseholes in the land.
SON OF GRUMPY LEADER
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