REDEMPTION DAY Members of the Apathetic Majority can redeem themselves, and qualify to assume coveted Grumpy Arsehole Convert Status, by adding their names to one or more of the Grumpy petitions – today
38.7% of eligible voters in Britain didn't bother to vote at the 2005 election. I was one of them. That's 14.4 million of us (the Apathetic Majority). Which makes us the biggest, most powerful and most irresponsible group of arseholes in the land.
THE GRUMPY OLD MEN POLITICAL PARTY
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