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February 07, 2012

Members of the Apathetic Majority can redeem themselves, and qualify to assume coveted Grumpy Arsehole Convert Status, by lighting a Grumpy Gripes fire under the idle bums of their local MPs.
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35% of eligible voters in Britain didn't bother to vote at the 2010 election. I was one of them. That's 16 million of us (the Apathetic Majority). Which makes us one of the biggest, most powerful and most irresponsible bunch of Arseholes in the land.

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