Binge Drinking

Nobody is going to disagree about the need to curb antisocial binge drinking. It’s bad enough that some people have to drink to excess to be able to enjoy themselves; it’s totally unacceptable they should spill out onto our streets openly urinating, defecating, spewing their guts over everything and everybody, abusing the public and mutilating the unfortunate ambulance and nursing staff who have to attend them.

No Problem. The Grumpy Team will immediately curb binge drinking by stopping clubs, supermarkets etcetera from selling cheap booze and/or offering incentives that encourage excessive drinking. Drunks requiring hospital treatment will be heavily fined and be required to pay the full cost of their medical treatment – and any damage they cause. Those hospitalised as a consequence of physically assaulting ambulance or hospital staff or our brave boys and girls in blue will be given the opportunity, whilst being properly anaesthetised, to ‘volunteer’ to donate a nice fresh organ or two to decent hardworking folk in need of a transplant. And we’ll come down very heavily on anybody who sells booze to drunks – a law which already exists but which the sissies, wimps and losers running this country, whilst continuing their very silly ‘tough on crime and the causes of crime’ posturing, still can’t bring themselves to enforce.