Britain is an island with limited resources. We have no option other than to compete with other nations and win, or at least not lose, if we’re to support the less fortunate amongst us. Unfortunately, not only are we not winning (we’re £1.3 trillion in debt) the Apathetic Majority has allowed well-meaning farts and fartesses to bury the nation in a Nanny-State benefit-dependent culture that discourages the work ethic and limits our ability (our desire even) to compete.

The Socially Challenged have long-since spotted they can make more money by staying at home than by going to work, particularly if they can make a few extra quid on the side robbing crippled old ladies and selling drugs etc. Work-shy parasites, liars, thieves and cheats flagrantly play the benefit system to their advantage and the taxpayer’s disadvantage. Young girls are encouraged to have children and live off the state. The NHS is a bottomless pit into which £billions are being poured. Hardly surprising that the rest of the world beats a path to our welcoming door for a bite of our overly generous benefit cherry.

Truth is, those who deliberately choose not to work are a drain upon, and bitterly resented by, all decent hardworking folk forced to support them. But that will all change immediately after the Grumpy Team seize power. We’ll provide a much higher level of support and care for the genuinely disadvantaged and a much lower level of support and care for those who can work but choose not to do so.

Anybody out of a job (including all teenagers) will be invited to participate in the Grumpy ‘Help the Community’ programme. Those who choose not to participate, or do but merely pay lip service to the opportunities presented to them, will swiftly lose a number of their inalienable human rights.