Immediately after having seized power the Grumpies will be introducing this slightly controversial new initiative primarily (but not exclusively) for the benefit of the loonyPCfringe and their fat-fingered lawyers. It will be a fun week chock-full of opportunities to sneer at and expose the Politically Correct for the cringe-laden creatures they really are. A Whack a Wanker Week register will be maintained in villages and cities throughout the land and for one glorious week each year (possibly more) those whose names appear in the register will all be soundly thrashed and humiliated on the nation's many and varied village greens. Note – The Grumpy Team isn't waiting until after having seized power before we action this popular initiative. Names are already being entered into The Register in preparation for the big day.
Decent hardworking folk should now start entering the names of the local PC loonies into their very own Whack a Wanker register.